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Jokes To Play on Fellow Astronauts Aboard The International Space Station

Break the radio and say that while everyone was sleeping there was nuclear
battle and everyone is now dead.
 
Look out the window any scream "We're being boarded!!"
 
Uncouple the Japanese section, and as they float away helplessly yell
"That's for Pearl Harbour!!..."
 
Use the Canada arm to start punching the Russian space shuttle and then
exclaim that "they were asking for it with all their freakin' late-night
cooking smells"
 
Flush a crew member out the air lock and tell everyone he was an alien
planning to kill everyone and that you saved them from being cocooned!
 
Lock someone outside and tell him you won't let them in until he guesses
the right number between 1-million.  Then tell him you were only kidding
and testing his resilience under pressure, and let him in just before his
air runs out.
 
Dump a bottle of Vodka in the Russian's space suit, smash him over the
head with his space hat, and as he reels about, point at him and exclaim
to everyone: "Hey, look at Euvonnamokinov, he's drunk in space!  Lock him
in the ejection pod till we return!"
 
Instead of bringing your experiments on board, smuggle in a hooker!
 
When docking the shuttle, start beating the Viking war drum you hid by the
controls and yell "RAMMING SPEED"